Ah, that illustrious first parking spot.
Certainly worth arriving early for.
I’ll just park my classic ’40 Ford in the second stall…
… and the late arrivals can line up on – BANG!!!!
(the late arrival)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, WHERE’S my gun!!!
What on God’s green earth could have caused this…?
(HINT #1 & HINT #2)
Hey, wasn’t that Pontiac in the FIRST parking space??
(What on God’s green earth could have caused this Hint #3)
This Nice lady was busy Texting and didn’t notice the nice cars on the other side of the curb she was about to jump!!!
And she lived through the entire ugly ordeal